Existentialist Thinker Gifts

Philosophers On Strike

'The crushing boredom has become somehow ennobled since I started calling it ennui.'

Existential Risk

Axel, the best advice I can give you in life is this: Don't think of it as a disaster waiting to happen. Just think of it as a disaster. That eliminates dread. ?

'Camus died yesterday - or was it the day before?'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"