Existentialist Thinker Pillows

Add a contemplative touch to your space with our existentialist thinker pillows. Cozy, clever, and perfect for pondering life’s big questions at home.

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Philosophers On Strike

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'The crushing boredom has become somehow ennobled since I started calling it ennui.'

'The crushing boredom has become somehow ennobled since I started calling it ennui.' mockup

'The crushing boredom has become somehow ennobled since I started calling it ennui.'

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Existential Risk

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'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!' mockup

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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Chiller Theatre

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"Why bother?"

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Zenemies.

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Optimist

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?" mockup

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all." mockup

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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"Life after death"

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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Existentialist Thinker Pillows Collection

Existentialist Thinker Mugs

Explore our range of existentialist thinker mugs—ideal for sparking thought during your morning coffee or tea.

Existentialist Thinker Prints

Browse our existentialist thinker prints—artful designs that inspire pondering and add a touch of insight to your decor.

Existentialist Thinker T-Shirts

Discover our collection of existentialist thinker t-shirts—perfect for expressing your love of philosophy in everyday style.