Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
Virtural Dialogues: Simone DeBeauvoir & Jean-Paul Sartre.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
Pinocchio's Second Realization
"Why bother?"
Chiller Theatre
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
Pastorius wonders why.
Zenemies.
Extreme Sisyphus
Optimist
"You need to justify your own existence first."
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Nihilistic customer service"
"Is this who I am?"
"But what if this is all there is?"
"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."
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