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"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."

Life - from start to finish

"What are we?"

"I'm worried I might be amorphous."

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

Existentialists In Love

Smart reply has existential crisis

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Zachary learns that we spend most of our lives in search for nothing at all

"You'll find it's a whole new lifestyle, without actually being a life."

Robot Mortuary

"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it."

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'I'm not complaining, but shouldn't we be in training for Armageddon or something?'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'I, too, used to fret away the days, pondering the meaning of life...then I got my first bonus.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"The vastness of space sure makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?"

"Actually, they all feel like Sundays."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

I've lost faith in everything, Randy. I feel like a tiny raft drifting in a stormy sea. There is no up. There is no down. There entire foundation of the world is made of flimsy tissue paper. Maybe the Buddhists are right. Maybe nothing is really real at all. Internet going down for a few hours last week isn't that big a deal, little buddy. Yes, it really is.

"Where did I come from?"

Destinations

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."