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"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"I should have taken more selfies."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

reincarnated worm...

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

"Needs to get a life"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7