Existential Pondering Mugs

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

"I should have taken more selfies."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Hamlet'

reincarnated worm...

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"