Existential Thinking Mugs

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Why bother?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Extreme Sisyphus

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Nihilistic customer service"