Existential Contemplator Mugs

"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

reincarnated worm...

'Hamlet'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G