Life Contemplator Mugs

Highway of Life

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

'When I was a boy I never thought I would live to be this old. But now I'm not si sure.'

Death is just a side-effect of living.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"1971... 2015..."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Baxter finally gets a life

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Metaphors.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'