Eternal Life Ponderer Mugs

"You realize that if you're reincarnated, you'll need to learn all new passwords?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Dreams I have had...

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

Warning: Metaphors for impending doom next 5 miles.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'