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"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

'Hamlet'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Dreams I have had...

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Please take your receipt!'

Warning: Metaphors for impending doom next 5 miles.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'If a man talks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?' 'He is a man, isn't he?'

I think therefore I am.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Flea Philosophy.

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."