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'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Man falls off perch

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'

'He was competitive to the very end.'

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

"I suggest we ignore him - he's just another identity workshop victim."

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.