Eternity Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The only problem with eternity is, it's hard to tell when the cocktail hour starts.'

"When it's eternity here, it's still early morning on the West Coast."

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Nihilistic customer service"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Gates of heaven

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Heaven

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"