Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'
The Perpetual Ponderer T-Shirts
Express their introspective personality with t-shirts that celebrate the perpetual pondering spirit. These witty and creative tees are ideal for thinkers who love to wear their curiosity on their sleeve.
"I've made up my mind. . . I'm settling on indecision."
In/Out/These Things Happen.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
Chiller Theatre
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"May I offer a very different scenario?"
Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'
"I cross the road to forget."
"Is this who I am?"
Non Thought For The Day.
"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."
"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever
"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
'Dad, what is peace?'
'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'
"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"
'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'
"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
Artist chained to his drawing.
'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'
The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."
"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"
"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."
Lost and Profound.
"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"
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