The Perpetual Ponderer Pillows

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

"I've made up my mind. . . I'm settling on indecision."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

Non Thought For The Day.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Lost and Profound.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"