Past Life Ponderer Gifts

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."

"...In your last 8 lives you were...er...a cat"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I see your past life."

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

'Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker'

'Most of my relevant experience was gained in my past life, so I'm a bit rusty.'

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Historical memory is on life support.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Death coach..."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'