Past Life Ponderers Gifts

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Historical memory is on life support.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

65 Million Years Ago

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

The Evolution Of Man.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels