Past Ponderers Gifts

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."

Historical memory is on life support.

65 Million Years Ago

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Evolution Of Man.

Ten Commandments

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Off to a bad start.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"The arc of the moral universe."