Past Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who constantly explores ideas and loves to reflect on the past? Our products for past ponderers inspire curiosity, creativity, and a love for reflection—ideal for those who enjoy contemplating life’s big questions and their own history.

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"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on." mockup

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

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65 Million Years Ago

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down." mockup

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

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The Evolution Of Man.

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Ten Commandments

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!' mockup

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!' mockup

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

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'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!' mockup

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.' mockup

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

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"Great, now we're lost."

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice." mockup

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

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Newton Discovers Surrealism.

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Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight. mockup

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

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'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.' mockup

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

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History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!' mockup

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

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