Reincarnation Ponderer Gifts

Bank Loan sharks

'I'm sorry, Mr. Krebs, but at present, we're only interested in the employment experience you've had in THIS lifetime.'

"So much for Reincarnation!"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

reincarnated worm...

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Why bother?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Buddhist photo albums,

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.