Transformation Ponderer Gifts

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Ghost puddle

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'I say we try it.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'll have dessert first."

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"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Jesus wept

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"