Reincarnation Explorer Gifts

'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Reincarnation Society Meeting. I was kicked out --- They said "Don't come back." Think about it, Frank.

Buddhist photo albums,

'In my next eight lives, I'm coming back as a cat.'

'Oh-Crap! I'm a cat!... When did that happen?!?'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

reincarnated worm...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Astral Projection

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Final Selfie

Going Down?

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

The Suite Hereafter

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'