Reincarnation Explorer Gifts

'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Buddhist photo albums,

'In my next eight lives, I'm coming back as a cat.'

'Oh-Crap! I'm a cat!... When did that happen?!?'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

reincarnated worm...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Going Down?

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The Suite Hereafter

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

The Final Selfie

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'