Reincarnation Reveler Gifts

'I'll have to put you on a waiting list - The birth rate is way down.'

reincarnated worm...

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

Buddhist photo albums,

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'