Romantic Reincarnator Gifts

'That's Fluffy, my fifth wife from my seventh life ... or was she my seventh wife from my fifth life? ... '

reincarnated worm...

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Buddhist photo albums,

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

My first Boyfriend.

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"