Romantic Reincarnator Pillows

'That's Fluffy, my fifth wife from my seventh life ... or was she my seventh wife from my fifth life? ... '

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

My first Boyfriend.

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."