Reincarnation Researcher Pillows

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'