Reincarnation Researcher Pillows

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.