Reincarnation Thinker Pillows

"I want to come back as a decanter next time."

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'