Reincarnation Contemplator Pillows

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

reincarnated worm...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Buddhist photo albums,

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."