Reincarnation Enthusiasts Pillows

"Reincarnated as a goldfish, I must have done something terrible in a previous existance...I must have been a piranha"

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Closed Thursdays.

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'