Reincarnation Enthusiasts Pillows

"Reincarnated as a goldfish, I must have done something terrible in a previous existance...I must have been a piranha"

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

'Beat it'

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

Closed Thursdays.

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'