Reincarnation Revelers Pillows

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Innovate or die.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

How Gary got his groove back.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

Dancing.

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

Couch Potatoes

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'