Reincarnation Romancer Pillows

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

reincarnated worm...

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Buddhist photo albums,

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

My first Boyfriend.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."