Reincarnation Romancer Mugs

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

reincarnated worm...

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Buddhist photo albums,

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

My first Boyfriend.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."