Reincarnation Enthusiast Pillows

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'We were going over some of your returns from a past life and...'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"... You lived on Longmoor lane and drank in the Prince George?... Dad, is that you?"

"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."

"In my last life I was a scientist in an animal testing lab..."

Prior Divorce

"Just my luck! I believe in reincarnation and now here I am . . . a dung beetle!"

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

Two Grave Stones - Born and Died, Born Again and Died Again

"While I respect your belief in reincarnation, I'm not interested in jobs held in past lives."

"I've just been reincarnated, does anyone know what number iPhone we're up to?"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'See you in the next life.'

In a previous life, Gregory was a sea eagle.

'Shirley MacLaine claims to remember past lives.' 'I thought she looked familiar!'

"I wish he'd get reincarnated!"

"In a previous life, I was married to Shirley MacLaine."

' I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in a previous life.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Attila the Hun reborn in a Rabbit's body. Perforce harmless - Belgium 1951

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."