Reincarnation Enthusiast Pillows

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'We were going over some of your returns from a past life and...'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"... You lived on Longmoor lane and drank in the Prince George?... Dad, is that you?"

"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."

"In my last life I was a scientist in an animal testing lab..."

Prior Divorce

"Just my luck! I believe in reincarnation and now here I am . . . a dung beetle!"

"Could be worse. In my previous life I was a FEMA worker."

Two Grave Stones - Born and Died, Born Again and Died Again

"While I respect your belief in reincarnation, I'm not interested in jobs held in past lives."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'See you in the next life.'

In a previous life, Gregory was a sea eagle.

'Shirley MacLaine claims to remember past lives.' 'I thought she looked familiar!'

"I wish he'd get reincarnated!"

' I don't believe in reincarnation, but I did in a previous life.'

Attila the Hun reborn in a Rabbit's body. Perforce harmless - Belgium 1951

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"