Reincarnation Theorist Pillows

'Blummin' 'eck, Arthur, we survived to be two impotent old men of 90 and what do we get - a measly hanky-panky 24-hour mayfly reincarnation!'

'Do I have to go back down now when the economy and the job situation are so hopeless.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"You and your hot water rebirthing."

reincarnated worm...

"Call me?"

Buddhist photo albums,

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Your next life will be so much better."

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'