Reincarnation Theorist Gifts

'Blummin' 'eck, Arthur, we survived to be two impotent old men of 90 and what do we get - a measly hanky-panky 24-hour mayfly reincarnation!'

'Do I have to go back down now when the economy and the job situation are so hopeless.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"You and your hot water rebirthing."

reincarnated worm...

"Call me?"

Buddhist photo albums,

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

"Your next life will be so much better."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'