Reincarnation Philosopher Gifts

"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."

'You could go back as a tapeworm, a dung beetle or a telemarketer. That's all we have available at the moment.'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I don't think so."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"Posthumously yours."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

Welcome to Heaven

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."