Reincarnation Questioner Gifts

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

reincarnated worm...

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Buddhist photo albums,

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

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