Reincarnation Curious Gifts

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

reincarnated worm...

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Buddhist photo albums,

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'