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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

reincarnated worm...

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Buddhist photo albums,

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"What the hell was in that?!"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Your next life will be so much better."

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'