Reincarnation Gifts

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

It wasn't difficult to tell what Stanley had been in previous life.

"I want to come back as a decanter next time."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

Prior Divorce

"I've just been reincarnated, does anyone know what number iPhone we're up to?"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'Oh-Crap! I'm a cat!. . . When did that happen?!?'

"My fifth life was so boring I was glad when I got run over."

'Oh-Crap! I'm a cat!... When did that happen?!?'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

'According to this you'll come back as a newt!'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'Shirley MacLaine claims to remember past lives.' 'I thought she looked familiar!'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'In my next eight lives, I'm coming back as a cat.'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

No goofy comment about coming back to life as a house cat!

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'That's Fluffy, my fifth wife from my seventh life ... or was she my seventh wife from my fifth life? ... '

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Reincarnation Dept. Assignment Desk. I'm sorry sir, but I have 713 documented instances of you wishing to be "a fly on the wall".

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

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