Reincarnation Thinker Gifts

"I want to come back as a decanter next time."

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

"Your next life will be so much better."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

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