Reincarnation Contemplator Gifts

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

reincarnated worm...

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

Apocalipsis

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."