Reincarnation Philosopher Mugs

"It's me, Jess from college. I hang-glided into a mountainside earlier and for some reason I'd really like to chase a frisbee right now."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

reincarnated worm...

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"I don't think so."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"Posthumously yours."

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"I just reviewed your life...Here's your handbasket."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

Welcome to Heaven

Pearly Gates Queue

Tombstone: I told you I was sick!