Believer In Reincarnation Gifts

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome Back.

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

reincarnated worm...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"If only you knew. . ."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."