Believer In Reincarnation Gifts

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

reincarnated worm...

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"If only you knew. . ."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

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