Reincarnation Believer Pillows

"What a screwup. I was only supposed to get a hip replacement."

"That's karma for you! He was once my dog."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

Reincarnation is not kind to lawyers!

'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The return of Brad

'I'm sure that in a previous life I used to be a clown.'

'Another poor sod selected for reincarnation.'

'My husband and I believe in reincarnation. Each of us hopes the other comes back as somebody else.'

reincarnated worm...

Phoenix

Buddhist photo albums,

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'