Memory Prints

"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."

Short Term Memory Clinic - 'Shoot, what did I come in here for?'

Deja Vu Highway

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here.

'Robert has the worst memory. He needs the labels just to get by.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Memory School - Mnemonics - 'You simply associate each number with a word, such as 'table' and 3,4,76,029.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

"Did you ever wonder where your phone is while you're looking at it?"

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

'So how's the memory holding up?'

Never forgets/Sometimes forgets/always forgets.

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

'How do you know you never forget a face?'

Historical memory is on life support.

'So, how old are you now?'

Highway of Life

"Talk about depressing...I went to my school reunion and even the elephants didn't remember me."

Deja Vu Walk In

Do you remember where I put my memorabilia?

'I think it's wonderful that you're apologizing, for all the terrible things you did in 30 years of marriage, but you live next door.'

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'My long-term is fine. It's my short-term memory that worries me.'

'The dog died two years ago, Henry.'

'So soon they forget.'

"I know I should forget it, But I don't seem to be able to."

Useless gifts for elephants.

'What do you mean you forgot?'

'Oh, yes. Dave does have a photographic memory. But his memories usually come out all blurred and underdeveloped.'