Memory Magician Gifts

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Memory School - Mnemonics - 'You simply associate each number with a word, such as 'table' and 3,4,76,029.'

'I'm sure I paid you in advance, didn't I?'

When association-based memory techniques fail.

Argh, me forget grocery list.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

I never forget a face

I gave you the best bytes of my life!

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'I'm afraid his memory's going, now he can't remember the combination of the drinks cabinet!'

'One less thing to remember.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

"My phone is almost out of space. I'm going to have to delete my secure link to the White House."

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

'How fast can you hype?'

Domestic Goddess.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Where was I?

If Disney was a software company

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Stealing thoughts.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Senior PGA Moment.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Propping up a profits chart.