Mind Magician Gifts

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"Thanks for curing my schizophrenia-we're both fine now!"

Stealing thoughts.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Sign on hypnotist's door reads: Prices Subject to change without Conscious Notice.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

"The meds help. I feel more grounded."

"So, you are claiming to be able to read peoples' minds?"

'Now, using only my mind, I will bend this spoon.'

You Are In Your Power

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Stephanie could read minds, but only at a Grade Three level.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Team Leader

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This will be a tricky operation."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Medical Cabinet