Mind Magic Enthusiast Gifts

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"