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'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

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Toadstools

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

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"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'