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Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

Stealing thoughts.

Hypnotoon

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

The psychiatrist.

Dominant Shrink.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Derren Brown

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Consternation/Control

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Tattoo looks like hole.