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Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Stealing thoughts.

Hypnotoon

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

The psychiatrist.

Dominant Shrink.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Consternation/Control

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Tattoo looks like hole.

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."